Um What

I'm kind of funny, pretty well dressed, and always very confused

cocaineteas:

When somebody try to come for my fave…

(via tyleroakley)

meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

(via sniffing)

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*